Reality TV

So I thought I was a big fan of reality TV. I mean I watch most shows. Or almost all of them including the brovo chanel. However nobody puts me to shame like Brittany. She watches everysingle one of them, except for the #1 American Idol. Seriously who does not watch American Idol? She watches things such as Paris Hilton and her BFF, and Tori and Dean, The HILLS for sure, and daily project runway which comes on all day. Seriously I think Britt and I need a life here in Milford. We may not have much of a life but we know everything that goes on in HollyWood.

Pooping in the tub

As if today were not long enough already. I made the kids some dinner, and stuck them in the tub before bed as we do every night. As I was sitting in the living room watching the Emmy's my daughter ran in saying Malachi pooped in the tub. I said pooped or puked? She said pooped. I walked in and literally thought I was going to puke. So long story short after throwing the kids in the shower and after throwing swimming Dora away, I can finally sit and relax. What in the world am I going to do when we add a third Osterman child to the mix?

A day of DUNE BUGGING

Today was an adventure for all. If you have not had a chance to dune buggy in Milford, you must try it!!!!! Especially in a dune buggy with a mouth painted on the front. Officially the coolest redneck thing ever.

This machine is incredible not only do you have to push start it, sit on seats way to small for a Wright butt, but to top it all off it has no brakes. I mean NOOOOOOOOOOOO brakes. Notice on the top right the crash into the bush. This is how we had to stop from flying down the hill. Crashing into the side of the hill.

After much scare, I decided since I am pregnant I better let Bill kill himself going down the rocky mountain without brakes.

This was an amazing day for all. The boys and Bella loved it. No brakes and all.

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